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Chickpea 

1. A pulse, often used in Indian cookery.

2. The female pleasure centre. The holy grail. The clitoris.
She lay there, idly flicking her chickpea.
Chickpea by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006
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chickpea 

A word meaning how sweet/cute a guy is.
"awww dan is such a chickpea"
chickpea by lozzie July 13, 2005

Chickpea 

Friend 1 : Omg!!
Friend 2: What ?
Friend 1: look at that cute yorkie!!
Friend 2: Awwww ! What a chickpea ! 😄
Chickpea by Rosie_101 August 29, 2017

Chickpea sandwich 

A chickpea sandwich is a synonym for the Middle Eastern dish known as 'falafel' which has, as its centrepoint, deep fried balls of a blended chickpea mixture.
Yosef: Want to go get some shawarma for lunch?

David: No, I'm veggie these days. How about a chickpea sandwich?

alien chickpea 

1.) an extraterrestreal chickpea

2.) a whacky pornographic film with a b-grade story line. In the film, the alien chickpea girl pretends to be a marsian chickpea who has come from outer space to rape innocent boys. She dresses in crazy yellow and green clothing and is terrifying!
ras: have you seen alien chickpea?
alien chickpea by mambo555 June 6, 2011

Chickapea 

cute small animals or persons chickapea like
Chickapea by pixie 2008 November 1, 2008

chickspeak 

The female language understood by other females but, not commonly understood by most men without some training.
Woman: "Oh look..I didn't know there was a Jared's Jewlers there."

Man: "Is that like asking me to buy you something from Jared's in chickspeak?"

Woman: "No."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Woman: "Well, maybe."

chickspeak by Reyne DesCoeurs January 29, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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