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Chimpeach! 

we must impeach the president of the united states who has the uncanny appearance of a chimp, as well as the IQ of one.
1) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

2) "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

3)If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"CHIMPEACH! CHIMPEACH!"
Chimpeach! by Leo James Hofmann February 17, 2008
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v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice
"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."
chimpeach by jesse May 18, 2004
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Chimpwash 

its a term of affection/humour because a chimp in a dishwasher is a humorous thing to see
Wow check that chap out he is so chimpwash
Chimpwash by Jimmy Sideburns May 4, 2009
An exclaimation of coolness. But also can be used in the opposite and can denote something fkd up happening. Liek woot but liek waaay better. Used by online gamers liek my brother and his clan mates.
Player1: Man look at the that gay-ass bot, wtf does it thinks its doing?
Player2: Yer man, that was chimpeh

Or

Player1: That head shot was chimpeh
Player2: Yeh man it was woot
Chimpeh by LisaTehN00b July 24, 2008

chimpface 

The way an avid drinker will purse their lips in order to get the very last drops of alcohol from the bottom of the glass
Pulled a chimpface to drink every last drop of her piss
chimpface by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 29, 2020
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