One of the rarest and most succulent delicacies of
one's childhood. They are, in fact, dinosaur shaped golden
soft delicious chicken nuggets. If
one says theyve never had one they are probably lying. If not, promptly shove one into the hole from which they uttered those terrible words.
Eat a damned dinosaur chicken
nugget. Go to Wal-Mart and buy a huge bag.
Cook them around midnight, most preferably with
smiley fries.