The phenomena that stems from the addictive nature of raising chickens. This specific type of poultry math means that a keeper of chickens will perpetually add to the flock and always end up with more chickens than expected, even when taking into account chicken math.
Example: If a backyard chicken flock starts with four chickens just for the purpose of laying eggs, then a couple of colorful egg layers will be added, along with a couple of ornamental breeds. Once the pre-order for some of the most coveted chicks begins, a few bantam breeds will be added to the flock, the coop will be expanded and therefore there is room for a couple more. The chicken math total at that point is about six chickens.
Example: If a backyard chicken flock starts with four chickens just for the purpose of laying eggs, then a couple of colorful egg layers will be added, along with a couple of ornamental breeds. Once the pre-order for some of the most coveted chicks begins, a few bantam breeds will be added to the flock, the coop will be expanded and therefore there is room for a couple more. The chicken math total at that point is about six chickens.
I thought I was going to stop at six chickens, but I ordered six more, and I expanded my coop, because Chicken Math tells me I will end up with a couple dozen. (or 50.)
by boksville August 29, 2018
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2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
by EvilHamster August 1, 2012
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