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However you cook your chicken 

An analogy used to respond to someone who has an odd method of doing something, one that is different to the normal way and different to your way of doing it.
John: How are you getting to work tomorrow?
Bill: I’m planning on riding a unicycle
John: However you cook your chicken then.

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

Cooked Chicken 

Noun.

A chicken which has been slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.
Car salesman: *slaps chicken with the speed of 3725.95 mph* this is a cooked chicken.
Cooked Chicken by Atheon February 22, 2019

cooked the chicken 

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.
There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

Glock cooked chicken 

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.
I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

cookie the swearing chicken

A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.

She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.
Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.