Z's definitions

t3h

Though teh was originally an accidental mispelling, t3h was purposfully made. It is the 1337 version of teh, mostly used in the same was as teh, though usually used more often by gamers, frequent speakers of 1337, or people who are far too exposed to the internet (like me). Some believe t3h to add a slightly different, possibly more nerdy meaning to the sentence rather than teh.

this game is t3h cool

j00 4r3 t3h 1337

by Z October 3, 2004

norway

the best contry ever, and the richest one, and the contry with the best babes!

-wow! what is that?
-it's Norway!
-ah, coooool!!!!!!!!

by Z April 9, 2005

yag

The "backwards" partner in the gay relationship, or to further explain for those slow in the head, the guy who takes it in the ass. Verb form signifies getting rearended.

Damn, you know that one is the yag.

by Z January 26, 2005

Magnum

The standard way to describe a glass bottle which holds 50.8 fluid ounces of champagne. A regular bottle of champagne holds 25.4 ounces, therefore a magnum contains the same amount as 2 regular bottles.

I was going to get a bottle of champagne but decided to get a magnum of champagne instead because more people are coming than I expected.

by z July 20, 2004

ghetto palace

A run-down house or building in the ghetto, neglected on the outside to avoid attracting attention, but redone like the Ritz hotel on the inside. For rich people who don't mind living in the ghetto.

He drove his piece-of-shit car up to his ghetto palace, awaiting a relaxing game from his plush-leather recliner while sipping 1897 malt liquor.

by Z July 19, 2004

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003

fuckasswierd

anyone who dresses like a goth, and acts like they dont care about anything. fags, who wear black and think there being "original"

"wow, theres so many fuckasswierds at out school".

by z March 16, 2004