70 definitions by Z
by Z September 27, 2003
"Che, thats sweet alright"
by Z May 12, 2004
One who speaks and/or thinks as the people of Holland Michigan who are half Dutch and half Canadian and that say words such as "Godammit".
by Z December 25, 2004
What $ amout is in the contract for the dweeb
by Z December 17, 2003
Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).
1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)
by Z October 14, 2003
FFPC - Fatty Fatty Pork Chop
The fat sloppy secretary at work who pisses everyone off... yea you know the hoe who always fucks up shit steals food and is so slow and lazy you would rather work 4 hours later than ask her to help you out
The fat sloppy secretary at work who pisses everyone off... yea you know the hoe who always fucks up shit steals food and is so slow and lazy you would rather work 4 hours later than ask her to help you out
Motha fucka FFPC ate everyones lunch out of the break room... guess we will be ordering out again...
by Z May 4, 2004
Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.
Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)
Related term: noob
Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)
Related term: noob
The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.
by Z June 15, 2004
