chest nuts 

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.

definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"

chest nuts by jeezusbonbonz October 12, 2008

Chestnut Topper 

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.

Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"

Chestnut Topper by catdog29 July 4, 2012

urban chestnut 

An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.

Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.

urban chestnut by Xavier Brownwind August 26, 2013

old chestnut 

An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.

A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...

old chestnut by FeO2 August 20, 2011

Chestnut souffle 

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.

"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."

Chestnut souffle by Mister Rection September 25, 2009

Chestnuttin' it 

Eating food very fast like the hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut.

He's shoving that food down fast, he's really chestnuttin' it.

Chestnuttin' it by Quick thinking July 5, 2009

chestnut grove middle school 

Chestnut Grove Middle School is a school located in King, Nc. It is a school full of hoes and girls who stick out their butts. Every guy is a natural fuckboy trying to get into girls pants. Also all there teachers there are wack.

Chestnut Grove Middle School is the fucking worst place ever.

chestnut grove middle school by yoitsyagirluhskinny June 10, 2018