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chefing me around
Chefing around occurs when excessly obnoxious over-deligating is detected. Similar to talking to Lumburg, being chefed makes the victum want to punch his chefer in the face. Chefs can come in many shapes and sizes-beware!
Boss walks past subordinate to see the printer is having some troubles. Boss returns to his desk in an adjacsent room and calls for subordinate. Upon entering...
Boss: "How we looking?"
Subordinate: "Huh?"
Boss: "Yeah, if we could take a look at that printer champ, it has a paper jam."
Subordinate: "Damn it, why are you chefing me around?!?!"
Boss: "How we looking?"
Subordinate: "Huh?"
Boss: "Yeah, if we could take a look at that printer champ, it has a paper jam."
Subordinate: "Damn it, why are you chefing me around?!?!"
chefing me around by triangulator23 June 3, 2009
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chefing • chefing me around • little chefing • masta-chefing • chiefing • cheifing • Cheefing • Cheffing • chafing • chewing gum
little chefing
Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.
And filming it
And filming it
Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?
No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines
No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines
little chefing by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013
masta-chefing
Pronounced as per masterbate. A reference to the TV Show 'Master Chef'. Cooking, or discussing cooking in a pretentious and self indulgent manner. A cooking wanker.
masta-chefing by timetrialer69 December 16, 2011
Cheefing
Stoner #1: Bro I just cheefed on this blunt and now i’m high as fuck.
Stoner #2: That’s all the fucking weed left! Stop cheefing on it and let me hit it!
Stoner #2: That’s all the fucking weed left! Stop cheefing on it and let me hit it!
Cheefing by RickSanchez420 January 2, 2019
chiefing
chiefing by johnnyboy9er9er November 15, 2019
chewing the chotch
chewing the chotch by bamboy September 26, 2007
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