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cheese nuts 

n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.
Durbin thinks it’s cool to talk about all the dirty sluts he fucks; therefore he is a cheese nuts.
cheese nuts by The House May 5, 2006
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Nutsack Cheese 

A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.
Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.
Nutsack Cheese by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

cheesenutz 

the night after sex. when a chick cum has dried around your balls.
"fuck, that chick gave me cheesenutz"
cheesenutz by dirtysanchez July 25, 2003

cheesenut 

Dude, you are a cheesenut!
cheesenut by Jim Thompson December 14, 2008

Cheesenut 

The adjective that refer's to a person that has the brains of cheese. While being nutty or nuts as well
"Dude you cheesenut." or "Your such a cheesenut."
Cheesenut by Shwing December 8, 2005

CheeseNut 

The mix between a Cheese Ball and a Nut Head. A extremely cheesy wierd person. A cheese nut.
Person 1- Oh my goodness. Did you see what she did?

Person 2- God, I know. She is SUCH a cheesenut.
CheeseNut by -miss blake- May 12, 2009

CheeseNut 

A fat juicy bowl of the finest nut from a tiny little fat boy cock. Served with a side of rotisserie flavored american cheese. Also called a "cheesynutpie"
Trevion served me the best CheeseNut around when he stole my food the prior evening.
CheeseNut by JoeTheHoeKamalaTheHore October 23, 2023
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