cheese job

Its when a guys penis is covered in cheese (It can be any type) and then the girl licks it off by giving the guy a cheese blow job.

Me and Tits Mcgee had leftover cheese so she used it to give me a cheese job.

cheese job by Harris Benson April 25, 2006

cheese job

when a girl shoots a yellow-green, cottage cheese like discharge from her vagina onto a guys penis and then the guy has sex with her.

"so what'd u do with your girlfriend this weekend?"
"she totally gave me a cheese job!"

cheese job by Justin:) February 19, 2008

Swiss-cheese the job 

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.

I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.

Swiss-cheese the job by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Cheesebob Squarepants 

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.

Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

Cheesebob Squarepants by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007

cheesejob 

This is a kinky type of blowjob where a girl eats a whole pound of cheese before giving a guy a blowjob, and when she deep throat’s him she’ll puke all the cheese back up on to his cock. In which she’ll use as saliva and finish the job.

hayden: bro you’ll never believe what fucking jessica gave me this weekend!!
kyle: bro she didn’t.. she gave you a..
together: A CHEESEJOB!!

cheesejob by fuckkk dude:$ February 4, 2021

Cheesejob 

When a man performs a sexual act with a cheeseburger, two or more patties required. Using the patties to simulate a female vagina.

My buddy and I took a couple burgers into the bathroom at In-N-Out for a good old fashioned cheesejob.

Cheesejob by chilibilly February 10, 2022

Cheesejo 

masturbation involving square bracelets..

I cheesejobbed it up last night

Cheesejo by Slater and Dave March 6, 2004