cheesejob

This is a kinky type of blowjob where a girl eats a whole pound of cheese before giving a guy a blowjob, and when she deep throat’s him she’ll puke all the cheese back up on to his cock. In which she’ll use as saliva and finish the job.

hayden: bro you’ll never believe what fucking jessica gave me this weekend!!
kyle: bro she didn’t.. she gave you a..
together: A CHEESEJOB!!

by fuckkk dude:$ February 4, 2021

Cheesejob

When a man performs a sexual act with a cheeseburger, two or more patties required. Using the patties to simulate a female vagina.

My buddy and I took a couple burgers into the bathroom at In-N-Out for a good old fashioned cheesejob.

by chilibilly February 10, 2022

Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.

Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007

Cheeseboard

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.

“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”

by -Cutters- December 30, 2017

cheeseknob

The act of shoving cheese up your anus and twisting it around.

Jenny is known for cheeseknobing all the time.

by Mami69 March 26, 2017

cheeselog

More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.

There is a cheeselog family living in my bathroom.

by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005

Cheesehab

Where someone suffering from Advanced Cheez-It Addiction Syndrome goes.

Jerry: What's up with Terry? I haven't seen him in ages.

Dan: You know that lo carb diet he was on...well he relapsed and ate 10 boxes of Cheez-It's. Now he's in Cheesehab.

by LavaLady April 3, 2010