An albatross who has evolved around dairy farms and cheese factories.
It's wings are held together by different kinds of cheeses because it loves to bathe in
hot cultured milk and flap inside the vats to make cheese.
Most cheesebatrosses prefer young cheeses like Gouda because they are easier to make and require less effort. Cheesebatrosses are the same size as other species of Albatrosses however their talons have evolved to specifically grab cheese from distracted picnickers and vulnerable children enjoying cheese string or grilled cheese.
They can be quite viscous when protecting the
cheesy nests and
will go for the eyes and crotch. They have been known to chase the
Cheetos cheetah away from the large amounts of Cheetos he has received through endorsement deals and steal them.
They have also been known to feed on
small human children by spraying very sticky cheese , grabbing them and dropping them on jagged rocks for a lovely tender and
cheesy meal. They are quite fascinating and are mostly found in southern
Canada and the east coast of the United States.
Rawk ! Rawk!
Joe
Bob: What the fuck is that?
Gill: I think its an Albatross.
Gill: Look Junior ! Look at the pretty
bird!
Junior( Small Child): Gaga goo goo
Joe
Bob: Wait a min' ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Gill: What!?
Cheesebatross: CRAWWWW! (sprays cheese on Junior and grabs him, then flys away)
Gill: NO!!!!
Joe
Bob : WHAT THE FUCK!
2.
Cleetus: Hey Marah, whats that flappin around in my milk vat!
Marah: I think its a big ol
bird or sumtin.
Cleetus: CHRIST! Its A Cheesebatross! if it keeps on going its gonna turn my Mozzarella inta Gouhda! MOTHERFUCKER!