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The cheesebar is the top bar across the top of a hockey net (usually refered to as a crossbar). If your a hockey player and you don't go cheesebar down then there really isn't a reason to score, you might as well of just stayed home. Cheesebar and in or nothing.
Going Cheesebar is also one of the three ways to score on pond hockey (or backyard rink hockey), or when the goalie is an asshole and doesn't show up, forcing people to go posts.
Going Cheesebar is also one of the three ways to score on pond hockey (or backyard rink hockey), or when the goalie is an asshole and doesn't show up, forcing people to go posts.
"Wow Yzerman just went cheesebar down on that sick goal."
"Jeff couldn't hit the cheesebar if his life depended on it. Way to be Jeff, just live the dream."
"Jeff couldn't hit the cheesebar if his life depended on it. Way to be Jeff, just live the dream."
cheesebar by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007
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cheesebatross
An albatross who has evolved around dairy farms and cheese factories.
It's wings are held together by different kinds of cheeses because it loves to bathe in hot cultured milk and flap inside the vats to make cheese.
Most cheesebatrosses prefer young cheeses like Gouda because they are easier to make and require less effort. Cheesebatrosses are the same size as other species of Albatrosses however their talons have evolved to specifically grab cheese from distracted picnickers and vulnerable children enjoying cheese string or grilled cheese.
They can be quite viscous when protecting the cheesy nests and will go for the eyes and crotch. They have been known to chase the Cheetos cheetah away from the large amounts of Cheetos he has received through endorsement deals and steal them.
They have also been known to feed on small human children by spraying very sticky cheese , grabbing them and dropping them on jagged rocks for a lovely tender and cheesy meal. They are quite fascinating and are mostly found in southern Canada and the east coast of the United States.
It's wings are held together by different kinds of cheeses because it loves to bathe in hot cultured milk and flap inside the vats to make cheese.
Most cheesebatrosses prefer young cheeses like Gouda because they are easier to make and require less effort. Cheesebatrosses are the same size as other species of Albatrosses however their talons have evolved to specifically grab cheese from distracted picnickers and vulnerable children enjoying cheese string or grilled cheese.
They can be quite viscous when protecting the cheesy nests and will go for the eyes and crotch. They have been known to chase the Cheetos cheetah away from the large amounts of Cheetos he has received through endorsement deals and steal them.
They have also been known to feed on small human children by spraying very sticky cheese , grabbing them and dropping them on jagged rocks for a lovely tender and cheesy meal. They are quite fascinating and are mostly found in southern Canada and the east coast of the United States.
Rawk ! Rawk!
Joe Bob: What the fuck is that?
Gill: I think its an Albatross.
Gill: Look Junior ! Look at the pretty bird!
Junior( Small Child): Gaga goo goo
Joe Bob: Wait a min' ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Gill: What!?
Cheesebatross: CRAWWWW! (sprays cheese on Junior and grabs him, then flys away)
Gill: NO!!!!
Joe Bob : WHAT THE FUCK!
2.
Cleetus: Hey Marah, whats that flappin around in my milk vat!
Marah: I think its a big ol bird or sumtin.
Cleetus: CHRIST! Its A Cheesebatross! if it keeps on going its gonna turn my Mozzarella inta Gouhda! MOTHERFUCKER!
Joe Bob: What the fuck is that?
Gill: I think its an Albatross.
Gill: Look Junior ! Look at the pretty bird!
Junior( Small Child): Gaga goo goo
Joe Bob: Wait a min' ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Gill: What!?
Cheesebatross: CRAWWWW! (sprays cheese on Junior and grabs him, then flys away)
Gill: NO!!!!
Joe Bob : WHAT THE FUCK!
2.
Cleetus: Hey Marah, whats that flappin around in my milk vat!
Marah: I think its a big ol bird or sumtin.
Cleetus: CHRIST! Its A Cheesebatross! if it keeps on going its gonna turn my Mozzarella inta Gouhda! MOTHERFUCKER!
cheesebatross by nicky3eyes November 14, 2011
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