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Flakiest of the flakes, someone who is secretly gay and lives in an illusion that everyone is too; a total jerk at times.
I could never believe what he says, he's such a Cheenu!
Cheenu by Moscow Mule April 1, 2020
You are Cheenu of this game.
Cheenu by Beyond Words November 23, 2021

Cheesus Christ 

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year
Cheesus Christ by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

Cream Cheesus

A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.
Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

Cheenese Neck Man

A holy god of Piaopiaoism, and the founder of the Xiaoxiao university. After losing in a duel to Cheenese Egg Man, he promoted to a god (as Cheenese Egg Man was impressed by his skill), and they have been ruling wuHAN, hooBAY, CHEENA ever since.
Cheenese Neck Man loves his bat soop.