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checking the oil 

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.
Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!
checking the oil by Ashley Mark April 29, 2008

checking the oil 

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.
Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!
checking the oil by Ashley Mark April 29, 2008

Checking the oil 

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.
Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil
Checking the oil by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015

checking the oil level 

Putting your finger in a woman's vagina to see if she is wet
I was checking the oil level on lisa lastnight it was a little low
checking the oil level by Holsackak February 28, 2016

Checking the Oil 

In football when while in the dog pile you grab and twist and/or rip, someone's dick on the opposite team.
I don't know why they're so mad coach all I did was check their oil ( i.e. checking the oil).

Checking the oil 

You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.
I was checking the oil on your mom last night.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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