Chapass is a condition that arises when: A: you have diarrhead so many times and wiped your anus raw, or B: when you forget to wipe your ass and walk around for the day. The end result is a sore and chafed ass that persists for 2 days at the least.
A Chanessa is a gorgeous girl. Most of the time a Chanessa will have a beautiful smile, a fine ass, and/or lovely personality. Chanessa's are all ways fun to be around. They are usually the all around type of girl, great body, and perfect face, and the most amazing eyes, matching perfectly with there personality. When you are around a Chanessa for to long, it's almost impossible to not fall completely in love with them. They grow on you no matter how much you fight, so watch out. If you find a Chanessa do everything you can to keep them. You wont regret it! They might not always be there for you but there there when you most need it and are great friends.
Can be used as any part of speech, a universal term. Derived from C-Dubs himself.
noun: A self made ladies man, rectory baller. Does mad pull ups in the student center while maintaing immaculate flow. Gets a varsity letter without breaking a sweat, master of handbiking. Basically the man.
Takes the place of any word in the English dictionary
Example sentance: Chapes comes from the very prestigious Rectory School where he chaped all the bitches. When I was done chaping that bitch I chaped all over her face.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*