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cocknection 

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage
Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection
cocknection by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017

Cocknoculars 

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and most women, including those who would normally be deemed unattractive start to look beautiful.
After Turcs and the Coach had a few beers they grabbed a seat at the bar and put on their Cocknoculars.
Cocknoculars by TheCoachsJunk September 6, 2014
Indian slang for any kind of snack that is consumed with an alcoholic beverage.
Man, this friend of your doen not drink but he eats up all the chakna. I hate that chakna hogger.
Chakna by hailthegreatone May 6, 2015

cocknative dissonance 

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.
Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.
cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009

cocknitive 

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.
Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.
cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013
A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets
Spencer drives like a damn cocknate
cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015