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Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.
The chattering classes are all talk and no action.

chatterbating 

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.
Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

Chatterbox 

Someone who never shuts the hell up. They keep blabbering about random crap that makes no sense
Yo A-Prod, So like i saw my dad today, and he was like this, and he said that i couldnt do that, and then we went to the club, and got buck with another fruitfluffy, and i was like---" "Remmy, shut the HECK UP bro! stop bein such a frickin chatterbox!
Chatterbox by A-Prod October 15, 2010

chatterbox 

An annoying person who talks too much and asks random shit questions.
Chatterbox Person: who do you like?
Remember when I was 12?

chatterfuck 

A conversation you don't want to have on a topic you don't really like with someone you'd rather not discuss anything with.
Well, my day was going really well until I was over at the neighbor's house and had a little chatterfuck about thier dog shitting in our garden.

Clutterbug 

One who excessively hoards, accumulates junk, or collects clutter.
Jon is a real clutterbug, his house is full of junk.
Clutterbug by moreorlessica June 1, 2009