chatri

Chatri means a condom. Used in chemist shops when you don't want to utter the word condoms.

I need a pack of chatris.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Perci Chari

A large fat bulbous dark turd particularly painful and strenuous to pass, often followed by dumpy short lumps, leaving a considerable stain on the white porcelain and a long lingering odious smell.

I did a fat perci chari this morning .. finally such a relief to discharge that toxic blockage

by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

La Catrina

An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.

At least it's not el enredo

"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!

"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"

"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."

"GETHIM"

by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013

Chagrin

The feeling of shame that results from your stepfather, Kevin, telling the entire lacrosse team that "you're like a baby seal down there."

My stepfather, Kevin, told the entire lacrosse team that I hadn't yet developed pubic hair much to my chagrin.

by N0tMe October 12, 2018

Charis

A highly unique, interesting person who is worth taking the time to know. Charis is witty, intelligent, passionate, and wise - but often many people just see a part of her complex personality. Not one to succumb to peer pressure, Charis prides herself on her individuality and independence. She has a big heart and will go to any lengths for those who are important to her. If you are friends with a Charis you will have a loyal and affectionate friend for life. Charis loves to laugh and finds humor in everything, being sensitive to the ironies of life. She also has a compelling magnetism (or is it seduction?) that attracts people of all ages and walks of life, particularly of the male sex. Charis is deep and philosophical by nature, but it takes intelligent questions to bring it out. Mysterious and complex, one may never know a Charis in her entirety, but she is a beautiful person, inside and out.

Charis is so intriguing I don't think I'll ever figure her out

by Headphonez November 28, 2015

chapri

Low-tier wannabe fuckboys, characterised by ripped jeans, neon flip-flops, coloured hair, and speeding motorcycles (occasionally paired with a wheelie). Mostly found within the Bandra-Kurla-Andheri triad.

(pulsar 220 races past in a zig-zag motion)
Me: those goddamn chapris are at it again
Chapri: bas kyaa bantai

by carvertr May 19, 2018

Catriona

The kind of girl who has fought real bullshit adversity and still smiles.

She will have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that lights up a room.

A goddess to worship, a treasure to cherish and the most trusted of loyal friends.

A person that is truly divine

When you meet a Catriona stop, admire and keep hold.

Abv. Cat

Synonym : Goddess , Unicorn, treasure

by Monkeypup May 31, 2017