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Perci Chari 

A large fat bulbous dark turd particularly painful and strenuous to pass, often followed by dumpy short lumps, leaving a considerable stain on the white porcelain and a long lingering odious smell.
I did a fat perci chari this morning .. finally such a relief to discharge that toxic blockage
Perci Chari by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018
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La Catrina 

An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.

At least it's not el enredo
"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!

"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"

"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."

"GETHIM"
La Catrina by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013
The feeling of shame that results from your stepfather, Kevin, telling the entire lacrosse team that "you're like a baby seal down there."
My stepfather, Kevin, told the entire lacrosse team that I hadn't yet developed pubic hair much to my chagrin.
Chagrin by N0tMe October 12, 2018
A highly unique, interesting person who is worth taking the time to know. Charis is witty, intelligent, passionate, and wise - but often many people just see a part of her complex personality. Not one to succumb to peer pressure, Charis prides herself on her individuality and independence. She has a big heart and will go to any lengths for those who are important to her. If you are friends with a Charis you will have a loyal and affectionate friend for life. Charis loves to laugh and finds humor in everything, being sensitive to the ironies of life. She also has a compelling magnetism (or is it seduction?) that attracts people of all ages and walks of life, particularly of the male sex. Charis is deep and philosophical by nature, but it takes intelligent questions to bring it out. Mysterious and complex, one may never know a Charis in her entirety, but she is a beautiful person, inside and out.
Charis is so intriguing I don't think I'll ever figure her out
Charis by Headphonez November 28, 2015
Low-tier wannabe fuckboys, characterised by ripped jeans, neon flip-flops, coloured hair, and speeding motorcycles (occasionally paired with a wheelie). Mostly found within the Bandra-Kurla-Andheri triad.
(pulsar 220 races past in a zig-zag motion)
Me: those goddamn chapris are at it again
Chapri: bas kyaa bantai
chapri by carvertr May 19, 2018

Catriona 

The kind of girl who has fought real bullshit adversity and still smiles.

She will have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that lights up a room.

A goddess to worship, a treasure to cherish and the most trusted of loyal friends.

A person that is truly divine
When you meet a Catriona stop, admire and keep hold.

Abv. Cat

Synonym : Goddess , Unicorn, treasure
Catriona by Monkeypup May 31, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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