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chatblink 

Noun: a website used by 100% men(mostly from India) who spend hours skipping eachother and getting catfished in hopes of getting nudes. Chatblink users are often considered single, virgin, pathetic, and pedo
Dude, I went on chatblink, and some Indian man offered me $100 to send my exes nudes
chatblink by Balcombe_defines March 24, 2022
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chatblank 

When on facebook chat, sometimes the chat history mysteriously disappears. Often you have just missed what the other person said and so will say 'chatblank' to let the person you are talking to know that the chat went blank.

Often caused by refreshing the page or clicking onto a different one.
Person1: And her was sooo wasted LOL!
Person2: sorry, chatblank.
Person1: hahaha that sucks, i said he was sooo wasted
Person2: LOL!
chatblank by garfieldphone July 19, 2010

Chatline Cock Sucker 

1. Hungry cock suckers who announce on a chatline that they are there to suck off men who can't find the desirable hot chick he is looking for. Men then make a visit to the chatline cock sucker who acts as the cum dumpster providing a good blow and go.

2. The cum dumpster on a chatline.
I called that chat line to find a hot chick, but no one was on, so I got my load sucked out by the chatline cock sucker who swallowed every last drop of sperm!
Chatline Cock Sucker by CLCS January 5, 2011

ChatlineOperators 

The hottest PSOs and web cam girls in the world.
Bob: I have the biggest stiffy I need a hot chick to make me cream my pants

Bill: You wanna talk to one of them chatlineoperators...they're the business
ChatlineOperators by Pink Kitten January 20, 2009

Chainlinking 

When I walked into my boyfriends apartment he was chainlinking with his fraternity bros

Jesus Chatline 

A religious chat line run by two pastors, Richard Burnish and Steven Chilton. It is commonly trolled by channel 4 users and people who have nothing else to do, like the reader who looked this definition up.
Bob: Hey, whats that religious streaming service called?

Mike: Oh, Jesus Chatline!

Chainlink 

Crypto currency coin. Known for doing a cool 10x since 2019 meanwhile mainstream coins and utterly shit coins have done 200x to 5000x since 2019. The ultimate midwit coin.
Oh great another chainlink thread has been posted on /biz, let’s troll them and remind them that an absolute retard who held bitcoin or dogecoin during that time would have higher gains than them.
Good idea anon, let’s see them coping saying how they will 10x in 30 years.
Chainlink by kenneth flatley October 12, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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