A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.
guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"
guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."
guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."
guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's reallylike. That 87 might go up."
Very gorgous and very determined. She is a very good friend, keeps your secorets but has ur back. Follows dreams and sticks up for themselves when needed and doesn't let others push her around. Strong minded, and smart. When she hits a bump in the road she always pushes through it.
Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."