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Charzian Scale 

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.
guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."
Charzian Scale by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016
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Charmaine 

An incredibly cute girl who is also very smart and kind. Generally she will be very sensitive so you have to be careful not to upset her.

Usually a Charmaine will be the most helpful person in class. She has a cute laugh and voice and the best smile you will ever see.

If you go out with a Charmaine you win at life because you would have the best girlfriend anyone could think of.
Michael: dude, she is the cutest girl i've ever seen!

Matthew: yeah, I have liked her since grade 8, her name is Charmaine
Charmaine by MacMat667 November 11, 2013

charmangulation 

Tearing, ripping, or otherwise mutilating the first several sheets off of a new toilet roll in an attempt to find the "start".
Man that's totally F'ed up!!! You really committed charmangulation on that roll of bungwipe, didn't you?
charmangulation by Telephony November 15, 2010
Very gorgous and very determined. She is a very good friend, keeps your secorets but has ur back. Follows dreams and sticks up for themselves when needed and doesn't let others push her around. Strong minded, and smart. When she hits a bump in the road she always pushes through it.
chariah by Everything123456789 August 29, 2017

charming cobras 

A underrated slay term for a blow job. Found this word in the song "What they want." By: Russ.
Friend 1: You my gurl bad yeah know she great at charming cobras yeah know what I'm sayin'
Friend 2: ayyyyy my boy gettin' it

Charmandering 

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.
I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street