charland 

A life form that is obsessed with clash royale and is sometimes called Barry B Benson. A charland's natural habitat is inside the Beehive from the Bee Movie with Jerry Seinfeld. This is because a Charland loves memes.

Charland, don't dress as pepe this halloween ok?
Charland, get out of the hive or the bear will take your honey.

charland by yurboi13 December 22, 2017

Charmandering 

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

Charmandering by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

charmandering 

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

charmandering by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

Charmander 

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

Charmander by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011

Carlando 

An example of two very good friends. The OGs where Carlos Sainz Jr and Lando Norris

A: Wow, those two sure get along well
B: They're just like Carlando

Carlando by Serban222 July 2, 2022

charrandass 

1. The act of being sold out, betrayed or deceived by someone you trusted.

2. To outwit, outsmart or to get one over on someone who trusted you.

3. Someone who betrays you.

1. I'm such a fool, I can't believe I was charrandassed by her.

2. They wouldn't even see it coming, I'll charrandass them for everything they own.

3. All you do is charrandass me, and give me blow.

charrandass by 3lpadrino December 26, 2018

Charmander 

Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.

I love you Charmander!

Charmander by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003