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Chapanese 

A British subculture of people who purposefully lick their lips with the intent to chap them. The Chapanese typically wear only tracksuit bottoms (no underwear or other items of clothing). Their main mode of transport is Lambretta scooters which are too small causing them to arch their backs as they ride.

When attending raves the Chapanese can often be seen doing their famous tongue dance where by they lick their lips in different motions to create complex dance routines. Many of the more famous Chapanese have their own signature moves and routines.

Often shortened to "Chap"
Guy 1:
"Did you see that Chapanese fella?"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, cool as he was, must hurt not using Vaseline."
Chapanese by Gold5 January 8, 2014

Chapanese 

A Chinese person who thinks they are Japanese.
that guys so chapanese he's considering having his blood changed over..
Chapanese by Anonymous October 26, 2003

chapanese 

An Asian person who has very chaped lips
john:yo dude look at that chapanese guy over there
bill:dang thats a bad one
chapanese by largbunny October 10, 2016

chapanese 

One who is half Chinese and half Japanese.

See jinese.
See that chink? He's Chapanese.
chapanese by SteveB August 25, 2004

capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.
Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese
capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

Chivanese 

(Chee-vah-knees)
The mumbling, run on, ramblings of one under the influence of, opiates (Heroin, OxyCodone, Demerol), barbituates (Seconal, Placidyl, Tuinal) and some psychotropics (Valium, Xanax, 4Bar), manner of speaking while "On the nod".
From the words
"Chiva" -street term for Heroin and the suffix
"ese" -in the manner or language of.
"The strange utterance coming from your wife is actually Chivanese" the priest told the man, "So she needs rehab, not an exorcism."
Chivanese by kimical d tox March 4, 2007