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chanipples 

Very large nipples, in relation to minuscule breasts. Chanipples occupy more than 70% of the chest, but must be on flat chests.
From the outside it seemed like Joe had no breasts, but in reality he had chanipples.
chanipples by ISUCKATCALLOFDUTY September 19, 2011
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Chocolate chipples 

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.
She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!

Kacauphanny Of Chanippelze 

Noun

1) an activity enjoyed by men in which they sit in a circle, what porn, eat whip-cream, and play with each others bellybuttons and or man-boobs.

-Derived from a drunk man's weekend description

2) the sound made by arabic neighbors between three AM and five AM.

-Derived from my neighbor
1) "Last night was the best! I had kacauphanny of chanippelze with all my homeboys!"

2) "I got no sleep last night. My neighbor woke me up with the worst kacauphany of chanippelze around 3:45 and couldn't get back to sleep."

chocolate chipples 

When nipples protrude through a shirt and are the shape of chocolate chips.
Suzi: Ben, your nipples are looking very erect today, i rather like it.

Ben: Why thank you. =D

Stacy: Ben's got chocolate chipples!
chocolate chipples by Suzunu October 5, 2006

Chipples 

"suffering from Chipples" is a phrase used to describe someone who has never reached or never will reach average height. It is a polite way of describing someone as being stumpy.
"I'm terribly sorry madam, but I am afraid that your son is suffering from Chipples."
Chipples by rofwords July 3, 2009

Carnipples 

A rare disease that causes your nipples to harden and fall off this can be caused by licking a glass window call 1800-carnipples-666 today
I heard Jeremy got carnipples!!!
Carnipples by Ritchie🎃❤ October 11, 2020

Chipples 

Erect nipples due to a chill/shiver
That cool breeze gave me chipples
Chipples by SummerVibe August 23, 2023
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