Chipples

"suffering from Chipples" is a phrase used to describe someone who has never reached or never will reach average height. It is a polite way of describing someone as being stumpy.

"I'm terribly sorry madam, but I am afraid that your son is suffering from Chipples."

by rofwords July 3, 2009

Chipples

Erect nipples due to a chill/shiver

That cool breeze gave me chipples

by SummerVibe August 23, 2023

chipples

chocolate covered nipples.

would u like to sample my chipples?

by beenessa69 December 6, 2004

Chocolate chipples

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.

She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!

by Swagsterray August 6, 2016

chocolate chipples

When nipples protrude through a shirt and are the shape of chocolate chips.

Suzi: Ben, your nipples are looking very erect today, i rather like it.

Ben: Why thank you. =D

Stacy: Ben's got chocolate chipples!

by Suzunu October 5, 2006

cripplesac

The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.

I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.

by fryz January 19, 2009

crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015