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changeling 

A person who either was switched at birth with a other~wordly baby; or who is truly from another planet.
For some reason, I just know that I'm a changeling.
changeling by Starchylde April 2, 2016

Changeling: the Dreaming

One of White Wolf Studio's greatest, and most misunderstood, achievements in pen-and-paper roleplaying games.
Vampire: They're just faeries, what could they do?
Redcap: Mmm... hungry... *CHOMP*
Vampire: AAAH! THE AGG!!!

changegasm 

The intense feelings of peace, warmth, optimism, and overall well being upon the official inauguration of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States.
"Hey what's wrong with you?"

"I'm not sure, but I think I just had a pretty intense changegasm watching Obama's swearing in and inaugural address. Yes we can!"
changegasm by UltraNatasha January 20, 2009

Chunnelism 

The art of "Chunneling" or pooping in another's anus for satisfaction.
I am a master using the chunnelism technique, those butts will never stay clean!
Chunnelism by baka980 April 8, 2010

Changeling 

A being whose gender changes frequently or more than once.
Kayla is such a changeling. She was Caleb like a fucking week ago! Until she found some dink and became Kayla again.

Changlish 

An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.
A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself
Changlish by Omeeee October 20, 2008