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chanceme 

A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.
Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?

Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub
chanceme by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 8, 2021
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chancemelio 

the best editing group. the members are really nice and swag. the real meaning behind chancemelio is:kind,respectful,talented and swaggy
Ali: did you hear about a group called chancemelio?
Minyang: yes they are super good
Ayla: i don't care
chancemelio by lvttery May 7, 2021

changement 

The true revolutionary desire for change. Changement is immediate change and its only purpose is to fasten the evolution.
It's derived from the French word changement, which means switch or change.
What we need is changement. This blue ball needs to be saved before it's too late.

chancematch 

A chancematch is the name given to a girl/boy women/man you see in a public place usually while you are with your current partner,you see the person and they see you ,you make eye contact and maybe smile at each other then either you move away or they do,either way you will never see them again but you both felt something ,a connection ,you were made for each other a perfect match sent by cupid but you miss the chance forever.
Ah man i was out with my mrs shopping and i had a chancematch with the most cute girl i have ever seen,she was beautiful and perfect and she gave me a cheeky smile ,then she walked off with her boyfriend but she looked back at me as she walked away.I will probably never see her again.
The teacher needed another name for a mob boss,so she used chancee.
Chancee by Chancee March 31, 2009

chancemelio 

chancemelio are so swag and iconic.

They are smart but don’t include ayla, she doesn’t care.

nat-let’s make a group called “chancemelio”.
ali-no let’s make one called “suemelio”.
ayla- so we are going to sue ppl uhh that’s weird.
hannah-🤨
erva-let’s do chancemelio tbh
minyang-ayla is weird.
pat-heyyy what’s going on?
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chancemelio by shtcharl May 8, 2021

Chanceless

Having absolutely no chance.

Often used when responding to a statement that can't be true.
Casey: "Dude Watch the Throne is the best album of all time."
AP: "Chanceless, just wait until Watch the Throne 2 drops."
Chanceless by Snaplatts September 20, 2018