A chachooter is the female version of the male "chach." Combining the words "chach" and "cooter," a chachooter often pops her collar, wears extremely short skirts despite weather conditions, and sports Nicole Ricci sunglasses. Augs compliment the short skirt, allowing the cooter to breathe freely. Chachooters float in and out of Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch, flaring their nostrils as they pass the clearance racks.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'