A chachooter is the female version of the male "chach." Combining the words "chach" and "cooter," a chachooter often pops her collar, wears extremely short skirts despite weather conditions, and sports Nicole Ricci sunglasses. Augs compliment the short skirt, allowing the cooter to breathe freely. Chachooters float in and out of Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch, flaring their nostrils as they pass the clearance racks.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"