(noun) A solitary human male, former fraternity brother, who hasn't scored with a chick that evening and is getting increasingly agitated at the massive number of intelligent women that are passing him by, having been left behind since the rest of his pack have all taken chicks home already, and the hour growing closer and closer to last call.
Club Ho 1- Tee hee hee...that guy is hot...I think you two are cute together...and he has a TATTOO! How unique and not ordinary. (sends a text to nobody important)
Club Ho 2- (checking a text from nobody important) Yeeaahh...(hic)...and he told me my eyes are beautiful and that I am smart and (hic) funny...I think he's really special-
Bartender- Hey...drunk chicks...that guy will say anything and everything to get either or both of you in bed. He's a chachacabra. Stay away and let me call you a cab for Christ's Sake.
Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.
'Chachwagon' a.k.a, f.y.i, (chach+wagon). This is a word used to describe a vehicle full of your friendly neighborhood chaches. This vehicle can range from a 99' Ford Forerunner, to a decked out Mustang Charger. Either way, if you are walking down the street and a Natty Light decks you in the back of your skull, you probably just got harassed by a chachwagon.
-"Dude this party is fucking awesome"
-"I know man the guy:girl ratio in here is spectacular! Oh, wait. FUCK! Here comes the chachwagon!"
-"Damn man, this party went from hopping to a sausage fest really fucking fast..."