Chachwagon 

'Chachwagon' a.k.a, f.y.i, (chach+wagon). This is a word used to describe a vehicle full of your friendly neighborhood chaches. This vehicle can range from a 99' Ford Forerunner, to a decked out Mustang Charger. Either way, if you are walking down the street and a Natty Light decks you in the back of your skull, you probably just got harassed by a chachwagon.

-"Dude this party is fucking awesome"
-"I know man the guy:girl ratio in here is spectacular! Oh, wait. FUCK! Here comes the chachwagon!"
-"Damn man, this party went from hopping to a sausage fest really fucking fast..."

Chachwagon by SicChicOnMuhDic October 19, 2011

chavwagon

An automobile typically used for the transportation of chavs. Often Ford Fiesta five seater cars with seven pregnant chavs sitting in the back and two pot-smoking chavs holding cans of Special Brew in the front.

The DVLA only grants "chavwagon" status to a vehicle if it complies with the following requirements:

- The exhaust pipe must be fitted with a fake exhaust cap to make the vehicle sound like it has flatulence problems.
- The vehicle must have a child seat in the front passenger seat with the head against the seat with malfunctioning seatbelt.
- The petrol cap must be missing.
- Each wheel must have cheap alloy material typically purchased from eBay or Del-boy.
- At least one of the car's wing mirrors must be smashed, cracked or preferably missing.
- Tyre pressures must be capable of witholding at minimum five chavs, their mothers and their "loot".
- Whilst in operation, all passengers must wear baseball caps at a 45 degree angle. Strict fines are in place for drivers of chavmobiles not wearing necessary head gear.
- Chavwagons MUST NOT under any circumstances hold valid insurance or a full MOT certificate.
- Taxation discs must be scrumpled up as to hide the actual expiry date; thus creating confusion for DVLA vans and traffic wardens.

Darren: "Shit, I've got to pick up my missus from school and go to probation by six o'clock."

Lisa: "Use the chavwagon, like..."

Darren: "Mint."

chavwagon by Dai Twice October 17, 2008

chacharone 

Italian American slang....talk to much !

Did you hear Marie tonight at dinner. What a chacharone ! I never thought she would shut up !!!

chacharone by Italian daughter September 28, 2013

Crackwagon 

Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.

Me: Hey bro look at that crackwagon over in the Winn Dixie parking lot.

My Bro: lol

Crackwagon by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018

Charlieie E Chuckwagon 

An alias for a serial quoll eater. He avoids squirrels and usually can tell a difference. He also goes by tommie salamie. He says he’s fun like Chuck E. Cheese but the only thing fun about him is his name and maybe his nose.

Hide your kids, wives and quolls when you see that old toad charlieie e chuckwagon.

Charlieie E Chuckwagon by asssucker.48 November 27, 2018

crackwagon 

Jim Rome Jungle Gloss for the Dallas Cowboys, circa 1995.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.

The Raiders beat the crap out of the Crackwagon today.

crackwagon by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005

chuckwagon head 

A person who will take any kind of drug and/or medicine, whether or not the substance is known, just to see its effect.

Kenny is a chuckwagon head, and will even take pills he finds on the ground.

chuckwagon head by [Al]hambra August 7, 2006