What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.
The Chechen mafia is one of the largest organized crime groups operating in the former Soviet Union next to established Russian mafia gangs, which originally consisted of criminals of Chechen ethnicity who later also tried to recruit former Russian special military forces, police and army officers. It has substantially decreased its presence in Moscow by 1994 after Slavic mafia groups united against their Chechen counterpart, with assistance from Russian police and the FSB (the former KGB). As it happened most of Chechen gang members returned to Chechnya and joined the rising Chechen separatist movement.
The Chechen mafia is often referenced to as the "Russian mafia" in Europe, because most people of Chechen ethnicity speak Russian and many immigrated from the Russian Federation during the wars.
The phrase used when a woman experiences no sensation during sex. The males' moves were out of synch, unsatisfactory, and makes the womanquestion her sexual preference between male of female. (Also know as a huge burn.)