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CFCDUBois 

Emerson's burner account , Chelsea fan on twitter, loves a French striker who plays for Chelsea (giroud), has a thread of why Chelsea will win the 2021 UCL that he is still continuing to this day and after each tweet he usually uses a photo of hank from breaking bad looking surprised , cries when HajifFT posts anything, twerks for fans, wallahi this mf will get fucked if Chelsea lose the 2021 UCL.
Solid account 7/10.
(In the why Chelsea are winning the UCL thread)
Person A: "yo we are actually winning the UCL."
*chelsea lose to porto*
Person A: time to mass report CFCDUBois."
*emerson deletes his burner account*
CFCDUBois by CFC Avir March 27, 2021
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cfcdubois 

Extremely famous Chelsea twitter account with a burning desire for Olivier Giroud. Dubois is well known for his roots as Nathan Dubois, a fake ITK and journalist for Chelsea FC. He spends his time stalking Karim Benzema and Kylian Mbappe’s newfound romantic relationship. He regularly ratios football clubs and verified accounts with ease, especially when Giroud slander is involved. In his spare time, Dubois is an aspiring cricket player and plays for a top team; he has won many awards over the course of his lifetime! He also regularly hits the gym, goes for drives and blasts Punjabi music as he is actually Dubpreet at heart. Dubois has recently gained the most prestigious title of ‘UtdKomal Reply Man’ which was unfortunately acquired through unfriendly circumstances. Despite what Arsenal fans may think of him, Mr Dubois is the most kind and humble person on FT, proven through his amazing contribution to Kipsta’s cause. All hail King Dubois.
Arsenal fans join forces to get cfcdubois shadowbanned bc they are butthurt over a minor slander tweet!!
cfcdubois by gorgeousgnabry June 25, 2021
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