CFCDUBois 

Emerson's burner account , Chelsea fan on twitter, loves a French striker who plays for Chelsea (giroud), has a thread of why Chelsea will win the 2021 UCL that he is still continuing to this day and after each tweet he usually uses a photo of hank from breaking bad looking surprised , cries when HajifFT posts anything, twerks for fans, wallahi this mf will get fucked if Chelsea lose the 2021 UCL.
Solid account 7/10.

(In the why Chelsea are winning the UCL thread)
Person A: "yo we are actually winning the UCL."
*chelsea lose to porto*
Person A: time to mass report CFCDUBois."
*emerson deletes his burner account*

CFCDUBois by CFC Avir March 27, 2021

cfcdubois 

Extremely famous Chelsea twitter account with a burning desire for Olivier Giroud. Dubois is well known for his roots as Nathan Dubois, a fake ITK and journalist for Chelsea FC. He spends his time stalking Karim Benzema and Kylian Mbappe’s newfound romantic relationship. He regularly ratios football clubs and verified accounts with ease, especially when Giroud slander is involved. In his spare time, Dubois is an aspiring cricket player and plays for a top team; he has won many awards over the course of his lifetime! He also regularly hits the gym, goes for drives and blasts Punjabi music as he is actually Dubpreet at heart. Dubois has recently gained the most prestigious title of ‘UtdKomal Reply Man’ which was unfortunately acquired through unfriendly circumstances. Despite what Arsenal fans may think of him, Mr Dubois is the most kind and humble person on FT, proven through his amazing contribution to Kipsta’s cause. All hail King Dubois.

Arsenal fans join forces to get cfcdubois shadowbanned bc they are butthurt over a minor slander tweet!!

cfcdubois by gorgeousgnabry June 25, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004