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loool thats certibants
certibants by cantdenythetruth December 11, 2011

Celtican Shield-breaker

A sex move where a man lays upside down on a shield and spins around, and his partner takes a running leap to land on top
After the Celtican Shield-breaker, Sebastian wasn't able to walk for the rest of the night!

certian biological activties 

A euphamism for sex.
Larry and Amy went in the closet and preformed certian biological activties

Certicalcinomonososociocity 

when people are mean to other people unless you have food.
I had a kit kat. Chris wanted some. So i gave him one, and he offered a fist bump. After fist bumping, i noticed he had something written on his hand. It said "HATE."

He was using Certicalcinomonososociocity towards me.
person of celtic(irish or scottish) heritage that has been raised with the chicano cholo lifestyle.
That esa is a Celticano.
celticano by Gypsycholo March 25, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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