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Underwater Ceramic Technician
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
Underwater Ceramic Technician by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010
Ceramic Dome
Ceramic dome is very complex and expensive way to receive dome. Although the amount of work to achieve this feat may seem daunting, the reward is unmatched.
The first step is to find a Ceramic Wheel that is in good working condition. The Male then positions himself Back down onto the Ceramic wheel, with the Schlong perfectly Centered on the dead center of the wheel. The male then proceeds to spin around, with his rocket staying in the exact same place, due to exact centering. A woman Is then carefully lowered from above via an intricate series of pulleys and a Harness to keep her in place. She then proceeds to administer dome to the spinning male, while the Meat stick spins violently in the woman's mouth. Upon completion, you will become a well respected member of the community, and people will see you as the guy who successfully received ceramic dome.
Warning: Ceramic dome is for experts only, the act can be very dangerous and could result in personal injury if not executed properly.
The first step is to find a Ceramic Wheel that is in good working condition. The Male then positions himself Back down onto the Ceramic wheel, with the Schlong perfectly Centered on the dead center of the wheel. The male then proceeds to spin around, with his rocket staying in the exact same place, due to exact centering. A woman Is then carefully lowered from above via an intricate series of pulleys and a Harness to keep her in place. She then proceeds to administer dome to the spinning male, while the Meat stick spins violently in the woman's mouth. Upon completion, you will become a well respected member of the community, and people will see you as the guy who successfully received ceramic dome.
Warning: Ceramic dome is for experts only, the act can be very dangerous and could result in personal injury if not executed properly.
Dude, they had to close down the Ceramics class room because some guy got Ceramic dome in there a few minutes ago.
Hey you see Mike over there, He got ceramic dome twice last year. Now he's a shoe-in to become the next mayor.
hey, Did you hear that Rich suffered a broken nose last week when trying to get ceramic dome? I guess he fell off the wheel, what a rookie.
Hey you see Mike over there, He got ceramic dome twice last year. Now he's a shoe-in to become the next mayor.
hey, Did you hear that Rich suffered a broken nose last week when trying to get ceramic dome? I guess he fell off the wheel, what a rookie.
Ceramic Dome by Domegetter4000 January 5, 2009
creasing
Lucy: *says something funny*
Keegan: *creases*
Lucy: Oh look! Keegan is creasing. He's laughing so hard.
Keegan: *creases*
Lucy: Oh look! Keegan is creasing. He's laughing so hard.
Creasin
Creasin by Coonschoolbus June 4, 2009
anti-ceramic
Being discriminatory against people from Stoke-on-Trent.
anti-ceramic by Wildpig January 22, 2014