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Ceramics

hemeroids. Rhyming Slang for arse grapes Ceramic Tiles = Piles
Jesus , ive been sat on that cold floor all day and me ceramics are fucking killing me
by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006
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ceramics fragment

"Ceramics fragment" is a "crackpot," a nutty person.
The ceramics fragments have been calling the talk radio program all afternoon.
by Farfalla February 23, 2008
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psycho-ceramics

Derogatory term used for people with mental illnesses.
"We are lunatics from the hospital up the highway, psycho-ceramics, the cracked pots of mankind."-R.P. McMurphey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
by Bromden July 2, 2006
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fierce as ceramics

Expression used to describe something more dangerous than a shark . Gained popularity after the realization that - unlike a ceramic bowl - a shark can't be used to kill (more specifically squish ) a bug .
When Ted refused to pay the hooker she became fierce as ceramics.
by michellenya October 4, 2011
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Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010
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Ceramic Dome

Ceramic dome is very complex and expensive way to receive dome. Although the amount of work to achieve this feat may seem daunting, the reward is unmatched.
The first step is to find a Ceramic Wheel that is in good working condition. The Male then positions himself Back down onto the Ceramic wheel, with the Schlong perfectly Centered on the dead center of the wheel. The male then proceeds to spin around, with his rocket staying in the exact same place, due to exact centering. A woman Is then carefully lowered from above via an intricate series of pulleys and a Harness to keep her in place. She then proceeds to administer dome to the spinning male, while the Meat stick spins violently in the woman's mouth. Upon completion, you will become a well respected member of the community, and people will see you as the guy who successfully received ceramic dome.

Warning: Ceramic dome is for experts only, the act can be very dangerous and could result in personal injury if not executed properly.
Dude, they had to close down the Ceramics class room because some guy got Ceramic dome in there a few minutes ago.

Hey you see Mike over there, He got ceramic dome twice last year. Now he's a shoe-in to become the next mayor.

hey, Did you hear that Rich suffered a broken nose last week when trying to get ceramic dome? I guess he fell off the wheel, what a rookie.
by Domegetter4000 January 5, 2009
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anti-ceramic

Being discriminatory against people from Stoke-on-Trent.
Marc: "look at that bunch of chip-eaters."

Paul: "dude, don't be anti-ceramic"
by Wildpig January 22, 2014
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