Centimeter Peter

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Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.

1. Brett Favre's Penis

2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"

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centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

centimeter peter by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007

centimeter peter

What you call someone who has a penis length of one centimeter

Yo centimeter peter get over here!

centimeter peter by FaZe_Kneegar January 31, 2019

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centimeter-peter

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

centimeter-peter by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

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Centimeter-Peter

A man with a very small dick.
Started by *******
Peterson.
A hilarious name to call a guy.

Girl 1:Hahaha!!!
Girl 2: Is she okay?!
Girl 3:oh she just almost Slept with Centimeter-Peter
last night.

Centimeter-Peter by GuessWhoo!!! December 22, 2008

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Centimeter-Peter

Usually used as an unkind insult to a male. Can also be used for a small dick the size of a Centimeter smaller or not much larger.

Person 1- Haha last x-mas party I got to see Person 3's Centimeter-Peter!
Person 2-Really..........that was kinda a harsh insult i'm not much bigger.
Person 1-Oh.......

Centimeter-Peter by Sydsyd June 7, 2013

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Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

Centimeter Peter Syndrome by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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