Centimeter

"Call me" in the Queen's English (not Elizabeth II; New York queens!). Abbreviated to "cm" and then became "Centimeter!

Girl! CENTIMETER! I need to tell you about the trade I pulled last night on Grindr!

by Queen Carlota July 25, 2010

centimeter

centimeter is a misspelling of centimetre
100 centimetres is 1 metre in length

Those Americans spell it centimeter, but we call it a centimetre

by Avoura December 28, 2005

centimeter

1. chinese people (cm=chinaman)

There are a lot of centimeters in San Francisco.

by Potty Porter February 1, 2005

centimeter-peter

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

centimeter pener

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

by dlow12 May 4, 2007

Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Centimeter Peter

Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.

1. Brett Favre's Penis

2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"

by ROTFLatDeadspinPics October 14, 2010