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Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy

An advanced, consumerist form of tetherball played by the children in Aldous Huxley's novel, Brave New World.
You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.

The Director and his students stood for a short time watching a game of Centrifugal
Bumble-puppy. Twenty children were grouped in a circle round a chrome steel tower.
A ball thrown up so as to land on the platform at the top of the tower rolled down
into the interior, fell on a rapidly revolving disk, was hurled through one or other of
the numerous apertures pierced in the cylindrical casing, and had to be caught.

Centrifugal Confusion 

That awkward thing where you and another person are face to face in a hallway and can't get around each other.
Pardon me ma'am It seems we a had a bit of a centrifugal confusion.

Centrifugalbumblefuck 

When you go around and around and around and around so many times that you finally disappear up your own asshole.
"Did you see that Apolo Ohno guy on the ice rink? He kept going around the ring until he pulled a centrifugalbumblefuck!"

centrifugal inch 

The act of helicoptering your flaccid penis to artificially add length to it, generally done before someone you’re attracted to sees it.
Shit, my dick shrunk in the cold, I’d better add a centrifugal inch before this chick sees it
centrifugal inch by havenlad February 12, 2023

Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy

An erotic game played by the children in A. Huxley's novel, Brave New World.
Mary and Lou played Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy in the garden.

Centrifugal 

Centrifugal force
The centrifugal force of nature in all of us
Centrifugal by Susie’s April 8, 2019