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cemp by TheGirlGYo June 26, 2018
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cemp
cemp means come eat my pussy and is often used in text message form. Its when girls are horny and needs someone to eat their pussy and give her satisfaction
Katie: (texts) cemp babe im horny
Myles: On my way ;)
Myles arrives and they strip down.
"Please babe I'm sooo horny eat my pussy I need it." Katie says. Myles slowly kisses around pussy, wanting her to beg.
"PLEASSSSEEEEE DADDY! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!" Myles smirks and says "anything?" as he brushes his 10 inch cock against her pussy making her hornier. "ANYTHING!" she screams. Myles sticks his cock into her pussy and hits her clit and she moans loudly. "Now I will call my friends and you will let them do anything to you. You did say anything. Katie nods and Myles calls his friends. They all have massive erect dicks and her pussy is now soaking wet. She sucked on one of their cocks while they played with her massive tits and ate her pussy
Myles: On my way ;)
Myles arrives and they strip down.
"Please babe I'm sooo horny eat my pussy I need it." Katie says. Myles slowly kisses around pussy, wanting her to beg.
"PLEASSSSEEEEE DADDY! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!" Myles smirks and says "anything?" as he brushes his 10 inch cock against her pussy making her hornier. "ANYTHING!" she screams. Myles sticks his cock into her pussy and hits her clit and she moans loudly. "Now I will call my friends and you will let them do anything to you. You did say anything. Katie nods and Myles calls his friends. They all have massive erect dicks and her pussy is now soaking wet. She sucked on one of their cocks while they played with her massive tits and ate her pussy
cemp by NotMyIRLName April 21, 2022
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Omg when you meet her, she will show you the definition of BADASS.
She's a huge fan of starwars and her passion about becoming a jedi is unbelievable!
Jacob: Damn! who's that new kid!?
Tom: You don't know her? Shame on you!
Jacob: Please tell me who she is. She's really attractive and I want to get to know her ;)
Tom: Sigh
Tom: Her name is Cempaka.
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Tom: Sure, but i'll keep it myself ;)
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Tom: You don't know her? Shame on you!
Jacob: Please tell me who she is. She's really attractive and I want to get to know her ;)
Tom: Sigh
Tom: Her name is Cempaka.
Jacob: Can you get her number for me?
Tom: Sure, but i'll keep it myself ;)
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