CeMpAkA

Omg when you meet her, she will show you the definition of BADASS.

She's a huge fan of starwars and her passion about becoming a jedi is unbelievable!

Jacob: Damn! who's that new kid!?

Tom: You don't know her? Shame on you!

Jacob: Please tell me who she is. She's really attractive and I want to get to know her ;)

Tom: Sigh

Tom: Her name is Cempaka.

Jacob: Can you get her number for me?

Tom: Sure, but i'll keep it myself ;)

I wish my future wife is Cempaka because she will make breakfast in bed.

CeMpAkA by 420whatchusmoking August 11, 2019

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chempaka

Beautiful girl yet bravest ever! She just open minded person, love the animals and caring person, Chempaka is a type of person who can always put a smile on your face😊 , she can be stubborn and wouldstop an argument until she has made her point but she is also forgiving and loyal person.

Chempaka

chempaka by &#*23 December 28, 2017

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CompAkane

The greatest,sexiest man alive. He never misses and I wanna suck him off

“Compakane is the greatest creator ever”

CompAkane by Dragoneer May 11, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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