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cementia 

The mental fog experienced after hitting your head on a hard surface, like a sidewalk, cupboard door, or other hard surface.
Running on the wet sidewalk led to a fall inflicting a state of cementia on the hasty slick soled shoe wearing window shopper.
cementia by ovsooner October 4, 2017
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Cementing 

Shitting on someone and rubbing it in with your bum.
Cementing on people is fun.
Cementing by Paypar January 4, 2015
When you have multiple back-to-back sex sessions, you can’t remember where he came.
Lilly: Me and old mate fucked non-stop last night.
Amanda: That’s hot! Where did he cum?
Lilly: Uh, gosh! I can’t remember. We did it so many times, I’ve got cumentia.
cumentia by Lincorssm August 29, 2022
Clementia is the Greek Goddess of forgiveness.

When an individual makes a mistake on their part and have graciously been blessed with forgiveness by the upset individual, it is customary practice in Ancient Greece to travel to where the ancient statue of Clementia stands and complete a forgiveness ritual. The ritual includes thanking Clementia for her kind gift of forgiveness and also to thank the individual who has accepted your apology.
Upon reaching the great foot hills of Olympus.

*kneeling down by the statue*
Clara: "dear mother Clementia. Thank you forgiveness and i thank the person i thank the person who forgave me..."

Clementia: "CLAAAAARRRAAA... i heard you made a boo boo. This is serious problems... we may need to consult the vatican"

Clara: *eyes wide in fear* "no dear mother, for the love of god please I promise i'll never do it again... i mean YOU SPOKE?"

Clementia: "Okay my child, i'll still have to consult with Zeus, however."

2 hours later:

Clementia: "Its okay. Zeus has give the green light... you may continue on your travels now."

Clara: "Thank you God and Thank you Clementia..."
Clementia by Clara.blond June 2, 2010

cementified 

1 the act of a viscous substance solidifying

2 stupified, like a deer in headlights
after a few days, billy's booger cementified under the table.
cementified by robin miller May 13, 2005

cementation 

when a guy ejaculates on the forehead of a dirty.
What I did last night.
cementation by Snuser July 2, 2005

cementangary 

Stuck in an angry thought or feeling.
One must move beyond feelings of hostility and resentment or else risk becoming cementangary.
cementangary by Joie D June 12, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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