cementia

The mental fog experienced after hitting your head on a hard surface, like a sidewalk, cupboard door, or other hard surface.

Running on the wet sidewalk led to a fall inflicting a state of cementia on the hasty slick soled shoe wearing window shopper.

by ovsooner October 4, 2017

Cementing

Shitting on someone and rubbing it in with your bum.

Cementing on people is fun.

by Paypar January 4, 2015

cumentia

When you have multiple back-to-back sex sessions, you can’t remember where he came.

Lilly: Me and old mate fucked non-stop last night.
Amanda: That’s hot! Where did he cum?
Lilly: Uh, gosh! I can’t remember. We did it so many times, I’ve got cumentia.

by Lincorssm August 29, 2022

Clementia

Clementia is the Greek Goddess of forgiveness.

When an individual makes a mistake on their part and have graciously been blessed with forgiveness by the upset individual, it is customary practice in Ancient Greece to travel to where the ancient statue of Clementia stands and complete a forgiveness ritual. The ritual includes thanking Clementia for her kind gift of forgiveness and also to thank the individual who has accepted your apology.

Upon reaching the great foot hills of Olympus.

*kneeling down by the statue*
Clara: "dear mother Clementia. Thank you forgiveness and i thank the person i thank the person who forgave me..."

Clementia: "CLAAAAARRRAAA... i heard you made a boo boo. This is serious problems... we may need to consult the vatican"

Clara: *eyes wide in fear* "no dear mother, for the love of god please I promise i'll never do it again... i mean YOU SPOKE?"

Clementia: "Okay my child, i'll still have to consult with Zeus, however."

2 hours later:

Clementia: "Its okay. Zeus has give the green light... you may continue on your travels now."

Clara: "Thank you God and Thank you Clementia..."

by Clara.blond June 2, 2010

cementified

1 the act of a viscous substance solidifying

2 stupified, like a deer in headlights

after a few days, billy's booger cementified under the table.

by robin miller May 13, 2005

cementation

when a guy ejaculates on the forehead of a dirty.

What I did last night.

by Snuser July 2, 2005

cementangary

Stuck in an angry thought or feeling.

One must move beyond feelings of hostility and resentment or else risk becoming cementangary.

by Joie D June 12, 2007