ovsooner's definitions

por favork

How you politely and efficiently ask for a fork at Taco Bell

Por favork?

by ovsooner June 9, 2018

smaltercation

A fight or argument over small things or by small things, or a combination or both, intended to distract from real issues or anything of significance.

Tump's dispute with Kim, like most of his tweets, are smaltercations intended to distract from his real behind the scenes policy decisions.

by ovsooner June 9, 2018

demandbiguity

When you really don't know what the demand is for your product, so you have to bull crap a number, then when it's wrong you blame it on demand ambiguity.

Yeah, our bidet adapter forecasts were only off 50%, but Covid demandbiguity is so high even AI couldn't have called it right.

by ovsooner January 4, 2022

oppornunity

The opportunity to do something new. This is especially applicable to people who are easily bored, or have low attention spans, or who have been working on something for way too long.

This project is taking way too long, I need to find an oppornunity.

by ovsooner May 25, 2022

trey-by-trey

Description of Golden State Warriors wins over the Cleveland Cavaliers when Stephen Curry is going off.

"Stephen Curry with another 3 ball!", said Tim Roye, Warriors trey-by-trey announcer.

by ovsooner June 13, 2018

distractula

An easily distracted blood sucker with no regard for anything other than themself

The distractula quickly rummaged account to account looking for anything that might be of value in their attempt to ascend up the managerial ranks.

by ovsooner September 29, 2017

Steph-back

When Stephen Curry steps back and shoots a 3 pointer.

Curry hits another Steph-back trey over Larry Nance Jr.

by ovsooner June 13, 2018