CELtard 

Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠

CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.

CELtard by Not_Otis_Davis 🍋🗜️💩💰 September 24, 2023

celtard 

when someone is so undeniably stupid that it surpasses the grasp of "Retard", as if the hamster wheel was spinning but the hamster is dead, or both just stopped working
celtard deprives from excel, excelling past the limit of idiocy

celtarded
celdardar

1: If the world is so corrupt, then why does it have good graphics
2: Oh my god you're a fucking celtard

celtard by 8ty October 15, 2024

caltard 

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.

Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?

caltard by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

celltard 

1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!

Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!

celltard by creaternity May 9, 2006

cellardoor 

According to Donnie Darko's english teacher, a famous linguist once said that CellarDoor was the most beautiful phrase in the english language.

cellardoor by copilot August 13, 2003

Centard 

a person that walks like a retarded centaur

look at that kid, he's such a centard

Centard by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

cetards 

Retarded or gay fans of john cena,Who think cena can wrestle but in reality he can't wrestle for shit.Usually cena fans r retarded 5 yr olds, gays OR girls.

5 yr old- Dad ,lets go and watch wwe ,I want 2 see cena wrestle.
dad- watch cena wrestle???? u must b kiddin he barely does 5 moves and U call that wrestling, don't b a cetard, son. I hate
cetards.

cetards by CFCWWEISMYLIFE. March 18, 2008