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cellrection

When ones phone bulges from their pocket, appearing to be an erect penis.
Friend 1: Did you see his boner, he's so hot for you!

Friend 2: it was probably just a cellrection.
by Imail May 21, 2014
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bank collection

A folder (usually hidden or disguised under a misleading name) of photos or videos for later… typically used for masturbation purposes
“You want me to send my bank collection over? The shit gets me off without even fucking trying”
by Yallknowwhatimsayin September 19, 2021
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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023
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collection couch

An old worn out couch, usually a hand-me-down with stains and tears that is essential in any bachelor pad and usually hosts random girls, skanks and strays.
Yo Benny, did you see what kind of trash is waiting for you on the collection couch this time?
by El el fetches April 19, 2010
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Collectionist

Someone who collects items or antiques based on their hobby. Ex. Video games, coins, vintage items, toys, etc. Another term for what is commonly known as a collector.
Do you have Super Nintendo's? I want to acquire one because I am a collectionist.
by Shuichi1 August 20, 2019
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bank collection

Pictures and videos for "later" use
Oh ya I know her, she is in my bank collection.
by DJDorcFich0423 September 21, 2021
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