celebrited

The state of being officially exposed after committing a crime, specifically when the police seize your phone and gain full access to your digital life, messages, photos, search history, everything. The moment your private world becomes legal evidence.

A dark hybrid of celebrated and celebrity—because once your phone is taken, you’re famous for all the wrong reasons.

They celebrited his phone at the station and the whole case unraveled.

He thought he’d wiped everything, but once his phone was celebrited, it was over.

celebrited by Kzalo December 8, 2025

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities 

Reject this, I dare you.

I tried to add you to Urban Dictionary, but they reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities by Flammable Duck October 30, 2020

celebritney 

The term used to describe a "celebrity" who is famous primarily for bad behavior (due to either being completely devoid of talent or having their work overshadowed by their antics).

Tiger Woods co-cheater Rachel Uchitel seems to be doing everything humanly possible to prolong her celebritney status. (Look for her upcoming cover single "Me and Bombshell McGee" to drop any day now.)

celebritney by daisydoesit July 24, 2010

Celebritay 

Broke-ass GHETTO people that try to pass themselves off as having money and/or class. While the majority of celebritays are black in fleshtone, they are known to come in many colors.
Was coined to refer to the wonderful people of Rialto, CA.

"I'z got dis" said the Celebritay, as he paid for dinner with his RUSH card.

Celebritay by OZ616 May 11, 2010

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

Celebritard by The Cabal June 14, 2008

celebrities 

They are full of self-delusion, hypocrisy and attention seeking drug habits. They are spoiled drama queens and usually have absolutely no idea what they're talking about because they're under-educated. They drive cars that cost enough to feed a small country. They provide nothing practical to society and pack-rat millions of dollars all the while claiming to be enlightened humanitarians and giving away a few thousand dollars to charity which they could just as well wipe their ass with.

Celebrities suck. Yeah.

celebrities by cerealtitties January 3, 2006

National ignore celebrities day 

December 10th ignore celebrities day

Wouldn’t it she funny if a celebrity posts a pic on dec 10th and it gets 13th like lmfaoo they’ll be confused as fuck so national ignore celebrities day is dec 10th every year

National ignore celebrities day by #nationalignorecelebsday December 7, 2020