One who aggressively seeks out her celebrity crushes but, upon meetingsaid crushes, does not end up sealing the deal.
Tanya is such a celebritease; having finally met David Franco at a celebrity event, she flirted with him for over an hour but did not to accept his offer to have a night cap in his hotel room.
High profile attention whores who appear frequently on reality shows, talk shows, in gossip magazines, entertainment news, and so on, usually displaying deplorable moral character in saidmedia. Also, any "news" related to these people.
Hey, did you read in (checkout aisle mag) that so-and-so is pregnant with what's-his-face's baby, and she's still married to derp-de-derp?
Hell no, I have no interest in all that celebritrash.
a personal montage played in one's mind in order to honor the memory of a recently deceased celebrity.
"Patrick Swayze died today?"
"Yeah I heard earlier"
"I need a minute"
...
"Okay I'm back. I had to absorb the full effect of his celebritage. Man, he was good in Dirty Dancing"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.