celebrex 

old person medication that people will make fun of you if you take it under the age of 65

person one: what do you take for your knees?
person two: celebrex.
person one: HAHA YOU'RE 76 YEARS OLD

celebrex by jointpainsux June 11, 2008

celebre-hick 

a person whom is an example of America's current trend toward and facination with making a celebrity out of some backwoods hill billy (or hick).

My god that Sarah Palin is THE classic celebre-hick

Have you seen the reality show where the celebre-hick is famous for having too many children ?

The next thing you know we are going to be electing a celebre-hick for president

celebre-hick by Reverand Tyrone December 13, 2010

Celebreleech 

A individual usually totally bereft of actual talent or
fortune who habitually attempts to glom on to an

actual celebrity, hoping the fame or fortune will
rub off sufficiently to make them a "celebrity" also.
Some actually succeed, like reaching some sort of

critical mass, in becoming famous for being famous.

Having failed to extort pro footballer Shawn Merriman,
annoying celebreleech Tila Tequila has resurfaced

claiming to be the "fiancee" of heiress Casey Johnson.
(Not that she wants to stake a claim to any of the

Johnson fortune or anything...)

Celebreleech by Guitarist1234 January 8, 2010

celebreligious 

A celebriligious person fixates on the the lives of celebrities (or more commonly, celebutantes) and takes great interest in the most mundane aspects of their lives with an obsessed, religious-like fervor.

Celebriligious zealots are often spotted reading "Us Weekly" or "People Magazine" or watching E!.

Ex. 1:

Celebriligious person: "OMFG did you hear?!?! Spencer Pratt just <did something douchey and retarded and not remotely interesting>!!! How amazingly interesting!!"

Regular person: "I hate you."

Ex. 2:

Regular person: "What are you doing?"

Celebriligious person: "Just reading in the latest People Magazine about how Brangelina's going to adopt another dozen African babies -- how sweet! And just look at what Paris Hilton was wearing last Saturday!! I just love her!!"

Regular person: "I hate myself for talking to you."

Ex. 3:

Celebreligious person: "Oh no! I forgot to TiVo the new episode of "The Hills"!! I just might kill myself!!"

Regular person: "May I help?"

celebreligious by Mister_BS January 26, 2010

cerebrex 

a pill that is legal but can get u high.

yo jerry u got any cb on u i need a little bump of a 200mg of cerebrex man.

ight joe just rail me back with another 200mg cerebrex pill ight.

cerebrex by xxxxxxman October 9, 2010

Celebrective memory 

Similar to selective memory. Caused by either the death of a celebrity or the launch of someone into celebrity status.
This is a trait commonly found in hipsters. It is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.

Celebrective memory in death
Whitney Houston premortem: "haha Whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. What a waste."

Whitney Houston postmortem: "omg. There will never be another Whitney. Her music touched me so much."

Celebrective memory in stardom
Jeremy Lin prestardom: "wtf who's that Asian guy on the warriors?"

Jeremy Lin poststardom: " honestly, Lin is already on the level of Kobe and wade. You could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose."

Celebrective memory by Mijo May 27, 2012

Celebsexual 

You are attracted emotionally and physically only to celebrities or fictional characters usually of both genders.
E.g. The people I have a crush on are Michael Clifford, Ariana Grande, Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, Ashley Benson, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Zac Efron, Evan Peters. etc

My sexual orientation is celebsexual

Celebsexual by tastingclifford July 8, 2014