The crafty chad is attempting to put your penis into a girls arse hole repeatedly after she has warned you she doesn't want anal. The male will attempt this many times over untill the girl is enraged and will no longer engage with him in sexual conduct. In doing this you also cock block your friend who also trying to get laid for the first time with the girls friend.

Tom was furious he couldn't get laid because his friend was engaged in a game of crafty Chad

Crafty chad by Chewing on Chewbacca January 6, 2017

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Crafty Veteran

When the chick craps in a martini shot glass then mixes it with Jose Cuervo then makes the dude take it as a body shot out of her regions.

Bob- How'd the drinking games go last night?
Al- I won, but at the end Kari gave me a Crafty Veteran.

Crafty Veteran by Dusty Cox March 15, 2009

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Crafty fag

When ones sneaks off to have a cigarette unnoticed. Used especially when one is not supposed to be smoking but does anyway.

John: "I'm just off out for a crafty fag round the back"

Crafty fag by Gibdo January 20, 2011

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crafty hippo

An expression commenly used for people who do things secretly or are very skilled at something. It really has nothing to do with hippos, just the fact that hippos are very craft and trixy.

Viviana walks up behind Linnea while she's talking to Veronika and Kaylee
Viviana: Hello Liddea!
Linnea: Ahhhhh!! You scared me vivi, you crafty hippo!

crafty hippo by No, I'm Muffin!!! May 18, 2006

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