Guy 1: I wish I was in caffof but I’m an omega so I’m apart of squad
Guy 2: yikes

Once upon a time a squad was ignorant and decided to lookup caffof on urban dictionary, only then did they realize that caffof is the squad to end all squads and they immediately realized they had made a mistake and would never live up to caffof.

Caffof by Prankwars November 24, 2018

coffoclatacino

a chocolate coffee frappucino.

I would like a coffoclatacino.

coffoclatacino by ja-ha January 8, 2009

coffoi

French for coffee...wink wink, nudge nudge.

Use it to make yourself sound hip, happening and cultured.

Pronounced: Koff-wah

- Person A: "Hey guys, I'm going out for a coffoi, anyone else coming?"
- Person B: "Yeah, I'll come. I could do with a caffeine fix"

coffoi by Natarino May 28, 2021

cbeffort

Can't be fucked with effort.

Derived from cbf and effort.

Assignment due tomorrow, cbeffort.

cbeffort by S7 June 17, 2009

cofforia

a feeling of elation induced by coffee or caffeine

After downing a double skim mocha, I was overcome with cofforia; I felt like I could take on the world.

cofforia by gregg schultz March 12, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026