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The dopest most real friend group a person could ever be apart of.
Guy 1: I wish I was in caffof but I’m an omega so I’m apart of squad
Guy 2: yikes

Once upon a time a squad was ignorant and decided to lookup caffof on urban dictionary, only then did they realize that caffof is the squad to end all squads and they immediately realized they had made a mistake and would never live up to caffof.
Caffof by Prankwars November 24, 2018
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A caffuffle can be a mess up, misunderstanding, cock up, mistake, error etc..

Recently used in the UK show: "little britain"
Last week i wrote my surname in the first name box. It was a right caffuffle!
Caffuffle by Chriso20 January 13, 2005
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Caffufle 

Caffufle: To fight or brawl. A disturbance of the peace. To beat someone in a caffufley kind of way
There was a loud caffufle inside the pub.
Caffufle by Dillyn December 14, 2010
One who is addicted to coffee and other caffeinated products.
Last night, I had 4 cups of Zapatista coffee. Then a piece of Jolt gum to freshen the breath. This morning, before going to work, I showered with Shower Shock caffeinated soap. On my way to work, I drank a bottle of Bawls.

I am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.
caffoon by Klipper September 9, 2005
caffo is a nickname given to a person who is a retard or very stupid. The word comes from Cowley. You dont get many caffos.
Ha ha look at that caffo over there sucking hes toes.
caffo by Aaron Grundy May 18, 2006

Caffufle 

Tarlia is a caffufle
Caffufle by Lizz "-) September 2, 2003

cafforia 

Don't drink those 10 cups of coffee!! You'll get cafforia and then you'll think the whole world is against you!!
cafforia by Shadow Knight October 3, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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