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Guy 1: I wish I was in caffof but I’m an omega so I’m apart of squad
Guy 2: yikes

Once upon a time a squad was ignorant and decided to lookup caffof on urban dictionary, only then did they realize that caffof is the squad to end all squads and they immediately realized they had made a mistake and would never live up to caffof.
Caffof by Prankwars November 24, 2018
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A caffuffle can be a mess up, misunderstanding, cock up, mistake, error etc..

Recently used in the UK show: "little britain"
Last week i wrote my surname in the first name box. It was a right caffuffle!
Caffuffle by Chriso20 January 13, 2005
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Caffufle 

Caffufle: To fight or brawl. A disturbance of the peace. To beat someone in a caffufley kind of way
There was a loud caffufle inside the pub.
Caffufle by Dillyn December 14, 2010
One who is addicted to coffee and other caffeinated products.
Last night, I had 4 cups of Zapatista coffee. Then a piece of Jolt gum to freshen the breath. This morning, before going to work, I showered with Shower Shock caffeinated soap. On my way to work, I drank a bottle of Bawls.

I am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.
caffoon by Klipper September 9, 2005
caffo is a nickname given to a person who is a retard or very stupid. The word comes from Cowley. You dont get many caffos.
Ha ha look at that caffo over there sucking hes toes.
caffo by Aaron Grundy May 18, 2006

Caffufle 

Tarlia is a caffufle
Caffufle by Lizz "-) September 2, 2003

cafforia 

Don't drink those 10 cups of coffee!! You'll get cafforia and then you'll think the whole world is against you!!
cafforia by Shadow Knight October 3, 2010
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